Friday, December 31, 2004

Good Riddance 2004

Yes! You are finally over and not a moment too soon.
In almost every aspect you have been a kidney stone working its way down my torso and I revel in the knowledge that tonight you shall pass in the same manner and I will curse at you at the bottom of the toilet bowl.
If only you would transform into a true corporeal object, that I may crush you into a fine powder, pore acid over you and watch you fizz, distill the resulting wretched fluid only to have the remaining residue sprinkled over a landfill that is later atomized by a thermonuclear device.

To all of you who read this and object to the way I feel please be so kind as to email me. I will hunt you down and make sure you meet the same fate.


Blogger Lee said...

I know how you feel!!!!

5:50 PM, January 06, 2005  
Blogger Farooha said...

Oh my gosh, seriously!
My thoughts exactly Ramzi! (only, I guess I couldn't have put it better than you)

Especially for us Arabs :-( [but then again a whole lot of years have been pretty crappy for us](pardon my French)

But, being the typical Arabian that I am, I'm just gonna have to sigh and say, yallah, shu b2eedna? let's watch Star Academy and forget all about it!

4:12 AM, January 23, 2005  

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