Me Almighty

I heard a recording of your radio interview on TV this afternoon.
When you were done with your statement, in my head I said: "Go to hell!"

30 seconds later, they announced you had committed suicide.
Ooops.

That is when I realized I had the power.
I ought to be more careful in the future...

Note: On reflection, I suppose it is plausible that other people had the same reaction when they heard the statement. It is therefore possible that the power lies with someone else other than me. I am too hesitant to test this hypothesis. Fear me anyway.