Tuesday, October 17, 2006


I don't know how much time I have before he returns so I must make this quick!
I have been abducted! I don't know how long it has been or what day it is today but it feels like forever. I have tried to recreate what happened in my head but my memory fails me. All I remember is going to sleep on the sofa with the TV glowing softly in the room. Then nothing. I don't think I'm in Lebanon anymore! I hear a million different languages here and the sounds and smells are alien to me. I am in some apartment somewhere, no windows. Every morning he leaves the house and returns late at night. He has me cuffed to a rail which he used to check religously every hour. But he's getting sloppy. I managed to loosen the cuffs on my wrists a few days ago and I put them back on before he comes back. He left the computer on today and left in a hurry. I can't escape the room though, that door is always locked. If someone is reading this then pl

shit he's back!


Blogger Richard said...

Pretty wild stuff. I hope that was meant as a spoof.

11:00 AM, October 17, 2006  
Anonymous ramz said...

is he doing things to you?

11:22 AM, October 17, 2006  
Anonymous jacques said...

ok... was that serious?

12:09 PM, October 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


wildest post ever.

1:22 PM, October 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol. should we report this or smthg?

1:24 PM, October 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's what happens when you don't reply to your friends' emails.

1:33 PM, October 17, 2006  
Anonymous ano said...

or is that's why he hasnt been replying to his friends' email? lol

1:48 PM, October 17, 2006  
Blogger Jamal said...

living the american dream i see

2:02 PM, October 17, 2006  
Anonymous Loosh said...

So that's why you didn't reply to my emails.

2:05 PM, October 17, 2006  
Blogger carine said...

some kind of allegory for life as a resident, having to leave your spirit shackled at home whilst working 40 hour shifts?

in any case, you're certainly living up to your fabled superhero moniker ;)

and i'm hoping this at least means you finally got the internet hooked up! call again soon... i miss you.

4:54 PM, October 17, 2006  
Blogger Delirious said...

Miss you too!
Hope your spirit gets unshackled soon~
Maybe heik you'll feel "as hot as 7Up" again ;-)
Take care please.

10:01 PM, October 17, 2006  
Blogger Delirious said...

PS: The gang says hi, they'll be waiting for you and your spirit with a cool bottle of wine anytime you drop by :-)

Oh, and of course they'll save the empty bottle for a fresh round of "truth or dare" ;-)

10:06 PM, October 17, 2006  
Anonymous hiba said...

uuuuufffffffffff finally...i couldn't believe it...finally i got rid of that post that i memorized it's title "screw you" and that disgusting image...that's what happens when u leave people checking your blog without updating...u made us so addicted to this page and u left...anyway welcome back with this weird post..i think this is what u feel outside lebanon...hope you are not having this wild spirit out there...miss you

3:28 AM, October 18, 2006  
Blogger Zanzounito said...

That's what you get for being gone so long without saying goodbye!

I sure hope this is a spoof!

5:38 AM, October 18, 2006  
Blogger Jos said...

The weirdest [and scariest!] post I've ever read :D

And, as someone already said, we finally got rid of that 'screw you' post lol

Hope you're well. I missed your posts!

10:33 PM, October 19, 2006  
Anonymous Miaw Miaw Miaw said...

Finally Abou Roumouz! For the short time i knew u,i couldnt believe what u wrote....btw,i will be around that prison next week.txt me.

2:18 AM, October 20, 2006  
Blogger Slink said...

yep.. pretty wierd, but I'm hoping it's all a metaphor and nothing more serious!

glad you're back! .. of sorts anyway!

5:12 PM, October 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the weirdest thing is that we are all checking this blog so often

5:09 PM, November 06, 2006  
Blogger Lycanthropy said...

dude, hope u r well
is sam sending u my regards

3:27 AM, January 17, 2007  
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